So I sucked it up and got shorts

My ass looks fucking fantastic in them.

Dear vikki,

I have no idea if you’re awake and I’m already on tumblr so I don’t feel like texting you. It is 2:37 am
But I still have your toblerone in it and want to try it, so here I go. Okay so it opens like a pack of cigarettes, including foil in the inside.okay so I don’t know how to open the foil, so I’m gonna poke a hole in it.the chocolate was slippery and a triangle fell on my bed-it’s now in my mouth.okay so it’s like chocolate with hard things that stick to my teeth. I think it’s maybe caramel? Idk let’s look at the box. Oh no it’s honey. I’m stealing another triangle. It says nougat but I taste none! Just sticky bits of hard honey. I mean the chocolate is freaking amazing but the box is a lie. Okay last piece come on nougat! Annnnd nothing. This is bullshit! I tried to fold the foil but now it looks like a shitty paper airplane. Im putting it back in the box. Im mad I wanted the almond nougat damn it! All I get is fucking hard ass shards of honey! Maybe it’s actually razorblades. Fucking shitty ass candy and it’s lying box. Ugh I just rage quitted chocolate. Fuck that noise. I’ve also enclosed 50 cents for the chocolate and for the fact I have more quarters than I know what to do with and you can pay tolls. Also enjoy the shit duct tape on the top.
You’re welcome

#Schemerstatus #toblerone #bullshit

#hair #bows #bow #lady gaga #ra ra ra-ah-ah #actually jk its from p-p-p-poker face

i attempted a hair bow…i dont know if i should post pics or not XD

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Because fuck pants

i desperately need shorts

but im too self concious to wear them because theyre all so short.